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Hijinks Ensue

Do or do not. There is no try.

Talk Like Yoda Day it is. Released 27 years ago today, Empire Strikes Back was. Speak funny you must, yes...
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Good news that is. Missed I Talk like Pilot Day

Saturday that was. Spiffing.
Treat always your kite like your woman, first thing to remember is. To heaven and back get inside her five times a day and take her. Yes, hmmm...

Talk like Squadron Commander Yoda Flashheart I cannot. Broken my brain in the attempt, have I.
Impressionable young bear am I. Understand not your cheeky innuendos.

Thinking wishfully are you. hmmm?
Away chocks! Woof woof! Hmmm...
Getting silly this is

Answer I must not...

No, today is Fuck British Leyland Day. I have my badge ready...
Sense a disturbance in the force, do I. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to broken suspension. Hmmm? Learn to use the force you must, young padawan. Yes...